I'm writing a movie review today because I saw "Eraser head" a few months ago and it's been festering inside my head for so long that I just have to make my feelings about how terrible it is (and how stupid most of the people that love it are) more public.
Somehow this movie is a "Cult classic" because it's "interpretative to your own thoughts" well guess what? My thoughts are that it sucks horse ass dick fuck. First of all the intro scene is like 20 minutes long and it's just some really really really diseased looking guy sitting there doing nothing. Also what the hell was up with the main character? He was like all nervous or something the whole movie, probably because he knew this movie was so bad it'd be the end of his career. He had dirt laying all around his bedroom, go ahead and interpret that for me, because I guess I must just not be "Artistic" enough to "Get it".
I noticed the movie was made in the 70's. Undoubtedly everyone involved with the project was into drugs, HEAVY drugs. At one point the dudes head just falls off and I was like "What the fuck?....Oh thank god this must be the end of the movie." But then some asshole picks up his head and turns it into pencils in some kind of retarded dream bullshit. "So was that the end?" Nope that was also some sort of artistic bullshit for you to figure out the meaning of. Another thing is, during the whole movie it sounds like wind is blowing in the background at random points, I guess the sound guy figured he'd give you something else to focus on besides this shitty movie. You really will want to remember to focus on that wind when you're watching this movie so you don't bite off your own hand in a fit of insane rage.
Oh I forgot to mention the guys baby is an alien or an ostrich human hybrid or something, I have no idea why. But nobody questions why the baby is an alien they just decide to leave it laying around in his room full of dirt forever. The baby's head is the only part of it you can see because the rest of it is covered in a big ball of bandages, that the main character later cuts off much to his dismay. Turns out the bandages were the kid's skin or something and you can see all it's guts. So the main dude figures it'd be a good idea just to stab that demon child's heart and get that thing out of here as quickly as possible. Then it overflows with mashed potatoes, and they look really gross. Then the planet breaks, which I think was a metaphor for "This shitty movie's finally almost over." Then there is a scene with the main dude hugging some chick with huge cheeks, which made no fucking sense. But it left me with a happy feeling, mainly because the credits were rolling.
I could throw a bunch of random creepy shit together and people would say "This sucks dude are you high or something?" The only reason this movie is thought to be any good is because it's made by this "Artist" guy who's other work is just as retarded and twice as creepy. I wish he'd hurry up and die of a stroke.